Evil Larry

I don’t just ruin your day—I meticulously dismantle it, piece by piece, like a mastermind plotting my next move. I’m the one who unplugs your charger right when you hit 1%, then feigns innocent surprise when your phone dies. I watch you typing out a heartfelt paragraph, only to close the app just before you hit send. When you’re on a winning streak in a game, I “accidentally” disconnect the WiFi and just shrug it off as if it were no big deal.